|Sheesh, chew your food.|
|Whale Shark Decor|
|How can I miss something this big? It was cloudier than this picture, I swear!|
|My what a big fish you are.|
|Not the bees! Listen to them in our wall.|
|Yup just stick that there burnin' branch in the hole.|
|Any honey in there?|
|Oh it's a good thing they have this beach.|
|I was very tempted to put a picture of a ladyboy here, but then I didn't really feel like googling ladyboy. So here's another picture I took of the beach. Ooooh good thing they had this beach.|
"Come with me," the ladyboy demanded in a husky voice.
"Haha...no, why?" I replied nervously.
"I think you have the wrong idea, I'm meeting friends here. They'll be here soon," I say as I glance around frantically.
"Just come on," the ladyboy pressed.
"No, friends. You know friends. So, no!" I said starting to get annoyed. However, the ladyboy tightened the grip on my forearm.
"Come on, I give you message long term."
"Definitely NO. Ok I really need to..."
"Come on, I suck you off on the beach," the lady boy insisted, to which I replied by with a frightened "Aahhh!", tearing my arm away, and fleeing to the closest bar for shelter. I stayed hidden there and kept watch on the trees for my friends. When one of the other guys arrived at the meeting point the same ladyboy was on him like a hobo on a muffin. I ran over and grabbed my friend. "He's with me!" I proclaimed as we struggled to break free from the death grip of an aggressive, almost rapist, prostitute with man hands. Lesson: Palm trees are for something else when it is night time in Boracay.
|I'll never look at you the same palm trees in Boracay.|
|Rum on the beach with Wade. What I did at night after I ran away from the ladyboys.|
|Rum and laughs with Peter & Jodi.|
|I guess this is where they do kite surfing in Boracay. I don't know how they don't run in to each other.|
|It looks fun!|
|A glorious sunset.|